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Locals Line Up To Receive Latest Side Effects From Latest Covid Vaccine

KAILUA-KONA—On Thursday there was a buzz in the air as local residents lined up outside the Kaiser clinic to "take one for the team" and...

Jason Momoa Creates Fund for Maui & Iowa Residents Who Almost Lost Their Cat & Corvette to Fire

DES MOINES—Not to be outdone by Oprah and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, actor Jason Momoa is setting up his own charity to help raise money...

Biden Offers Free Ice Cream Cones to Maui Survivors

LAHAINA—On Monday President Biden increased his commitment to the people of the island "you see on television all the time" and added a...

Schatz: Fed Shutdown Won't Keep Me From Buying More “Helps Me Look Hawaiian” Aloha Shirts

WASHINGTON—When it comes to finding money for the people of Hawaii, Senator Brian Schatz knows where to look. And despite a predicted...

Sen. Hirono Reads Kids’ Porn To Staffers While She Waits For Latest Dem Talking Points

WASHINGTON—Senator Mazie Hirono is revealing how she spends her time in D.C. while she's waiting for someone from the Democrat party to...

Maui Self Identifies As Ukraine To Get Federal Money

WAILUKU—The island of Maui has self identified as Ukraine in order to get President Biden and Secretary Blinken to send relief money for...

Failures at Teaching, Dept. of Education Now Tries Parenting

HONOLULU—At the latest Department of Education board meeting, Superintendent Keith Hayashi announced that the state-run education system...

Honolulu Dept. of Planning & Permitting: Online Bribes Coming Soon

HONOLULU—In a move to use less paper while also increasing bribes from architects and contractors, Honolulu's Department of Planning &...

Jason Momoa Sets Up "How To File Bankruptcy" Tent For Maui Business Owners

KAHULUI—Known for his public cries to keep tourists from visiting Maui after the devastating fires, actor Jason Momoa is supporting local...